Sparkwood & Twenty-One

bussa woof

2009-11-12T05:30:43Z

tiger... tiger...

2009-11-10T13:30:42Z

just another nuked-out future

2009-11-03T05:15:03Z

but my love my life and my lady is the sea

2009-10-27T04:01:58Z

neither of these are finished but somehow they are finished enough

meat circus

2009-10-21T04:51:48Z

jeremy? hilliary? boob? PhD?

2009-10-20T03:21:48Z

bangalores @ 2009-10-06T23:51:00

2009-10-07T03:55:23Z

my bigness is perfection

2009-09-01T23:52:02Z

yeah so a bit of self-indulgence here i suppose, but whatever!

Also, up yours prismacolor. My "Sand" marker died on the last set of dudes, so i purchased a new "Sand" marker, only to find that "Sand" is apparently not what it used to be. bah!

p-pffPBFFPBFTTTtttbwwWWAAAAAAA

2009-08-31T03:29:26Z

Things i like:
1. Airplanes
2. Orange

edit: now with 80% more porco rosso in the comments

you are not beefy enough to open this door

2009-08-23T07:56:15Z

i if say "corn boss," do you break into a cold sweat? because seriously, eff corn boss.

mullets and man-perms

2009-08-21T06:35:57Z

Thank you to Adrianne, for helping me come up with 6 dudes for this one.

A couple of weeks ago, I went to Michigan to hang out with Mike, Craiggers and Pies in the woods and stuff. I ended up drawing a bit there, and here's a couple pages from my sketchbook - a large portion of which addresses the disturbing trend in fighting game character design which is simply "MORE BEEF." Some stuff I am not even going to bother to scan since it is layered so deep in in-jokes and digs at webcomics that I would be up all night typing up a reason for a drawing about "Foodu-Poundingu Man: American Eat Quest" to even exist in the first place.

Anyway:

wyld stallions

2009-08-19T04:41:45Z

so i've really been digging the trailers for the Where the Wild Things Are movie. They make me want to watch this movie. So I drew a picture real quick-like because i watched the trailer again! wow what a story huh now we are all caught up O/*\O

'spose you'll want those chains knocked off

2009-08-17T06:32:45Z

oh hello. things have been crazy for a bit. have a dude-a-day. this one was a suggestion (which i am kicking myself for not thinking of earlier), and is currently my favorite of them all. partially becasue if someone, from the future, told past-andy that "someday you will draw fanart of george clooney", i would have spat out my brandy, risen from my olde tymey overstuffed chair, and said "balderdash" or just "harumf"ed aggressively before peeling out on a penny-farthing bicycle.

to the nice people who email me asking if i sell prints: no, i do not sell prints. if i sold prints i would probably also then have to sell tee shirts with hilarious/ironic sayings on them and put a huge "DONATE VIA PAYPAL :(" link on my forehead and have a twitter account and oh my goooddddddddddd

actually that is a lie, i just don't think it is really worth it

Surplus Ninja Warehouse

2009-06-23T06:07:47Z

I probably don't have to tell you about Kevin Dart's book featuring his character, Yuki 7, which is titled Seductive Espionage, or that it looks really awesome. So i will skip all that and just post some fanart.

"like hammered shit"

2009-06-22T06:13:08Z

hey guys who else watched too many blade movies this weekend

disturbing lack of hookah

2009-06-19T05:08:48Z

i don't even knowwwww

i just felt like drawing something and this happened

the robot desires, the lady protests

2009-06-18T23:04:35Z

oh hey. i painted this for a friend a couple weeks ago since they asked me to draw "something" for them sort of. this meets these criteria in that there are some things in it. i have not used watercolors in quite a while so it was pretty scary and i had to swear a lot to make it work.

i've yet to actually give it to them, much less show it to them, so maybe they will hate it or something even worse who knows. anyway, there it is.

while i was typing this i hurt my toe pretty bad. how does that even happen? (i was not typing with them)

you want your booties?

2009-05-20T14:56:43Z

Sadly, "Pale Vermillion" bit the dust (you see the death-throws on the Ice King) with just 3 dudes left in April. So "Scarlet Lake" has answered the call for May and the tail end of April. This is the only page of Dude a Day (hopefully) with a split color, which kind of enrages me!!!!!

the venture-ing continues

2009-05-18T18:41:58Z

Go. Team. Venture.

2009-05-16T07:02:39Z

Also, the dudes have claimed another wall-let thing of my apartment. I am not sure where to start putting them next, curse my poor planning

"there are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world"

2009-05-14T23:05:24Z

this one was suggested by an old friend, and a most excellent suggestion it was.

this fully armed and operational dippin' dots

2009-05-13T06:35:57Z

have you ever looked up a picture of an ewok and looked at it for any amount of time? like, really looked at it? it seriously just keeps getting weirder. it is the lips.

the color for april is "pale vermilion," the most serious sounding marker i could find.

not bad... for a... HUMAN milk

2009-05-08T06:25:52Z

ellen ripley: bad ass, or baddest ass? you decide.

Adios, Satipo

2009-05-06T04:45:28Z

Raiders of the Lost Ark is probably one of my favorite movies of all time. sometimes i wish they had stopped making them after the first one and quit while they were ahead, but oh well. I guess if they had then we would not have harrison ford making hilarious faces while he is chewing out mola ram on the bridge in temple of doom.

Additionally:

I know i am ridiculously late to the party on this, and probably should not even post this, but it looked like so much fun. I was right, it was.

!

2009-04-27T03:59:59Z

i am glad i got that out of my system. press the action button to click for a larger version.